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Family driving back from holiday ready to unleash 16 year old on highway

“It’s probably the safest time to be on the road”
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Moro Bars prepare for months-long stay in back of fridge

“It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when you’re the last one in the bowl, especially after Nan has come and taken all of the Turkish Delight.”
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Everyone now understands why George Christensen opposed safe schools

Mr Christensen has long called for Australia to return to less safe schools, which he much prefers.
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Office conversation spiced up by slightly inclement weather

“How bout that weather eh?”
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Oniongate – How it happened

Bunnings stores have banned onions from being on top on the sausage sizzles. Here is a chilling audio documentary about how it all unfolded on one fateful day last September.
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SJW confined to bedrest after two days of ‘world-changing’ Facebook posts

“Now I know what a racehorse feels like – the ones that don’t get shot I mean.”
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Rich trendies take up petrol sniffing: ‘So expensive it must be good’

SYDNEY, Wednesday: Drug-fuelled hipsters are opting for a new type of premium party high.
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Stock market plunges: government blames Malcolm Turnbull

“The brutal truth is that if Malcolm Turnbull had stuck around and won the ballot that I won, then we wouldn’t be in this mess,” the current Prime Minister told reporters.
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John Howard finds out who the current Prime Minister is

Former Prime Minister John Howard found out this afternoon that Scott Morrison is the Prime Minister, after he attended a campaign meet-and-greet with Wentworth candidate for the Liberal Party David Sharma.
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Morrison proposes 29th February for National Indigenous Day

Scott Morrison has announced that the 29th February will be the day the contribution of Indigenous Australians is celebrated in this country.