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Albo nervously waiting to hear from RBA about when the next election will be held
Meanwhile Dutton has urged the RBA to not have any rate cuts, that aren’t during an LNP government
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Coalition give Barnaby an iPad to play on for the rest of the election
“Here you go bud, now sit quietly until we’re done ok?” said Dutton
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Dutton cancels viagra prescription after watching Trump, Netanyahu press conference
Dutton really challenging his ‘not a monster’ status.
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“I will cut wasteful spending,” says bloke who wants to shout businesses for long lunches
We must only fund the essentials, like caviar for bosses.
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Dutton’s new efficiency department sacks “inefficient” Opposition Leader
“The focus on unnecessary culture wars really slows things down.”
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Albo warns Elon Musk not to intervene in Australian elections, “that’s Rupert’s job!”
“There is only room for one right-wing billionaire controlling everything here.”
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Conservative ‘outrage’ after Welcome To Country ceremonies cost roughly 0.00049% of an AUKUS sub per year
It’s ‘totally’ about the cost…
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Peter Dutton asks Santa for a stocking full of Uranium for Christmas
“Dear Santa, My wife describes me as ‘not a Grinch’ so I hope this works.”
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Albo vows to lock up Mary and Joseph if they try coming to Australia
“Who knows what sort of mayhem these ‘refugees’ would cause if they came here and had a child?