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Coalition denies WFH policy will negatively impact women, “they can still do the ironing”
“We asked former Minister for Women Abbott, and he thinks we nailed it.” said Dutton
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“Immigration is the problem with housing” says guy who had 26 properties
“We have to stop these greedy people buying up all the houses.”
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Dutton removes suspicion by hiring PWC to manage his finances
“They can help clear things up by keeping it hidden.”
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Dutton accused of investing in dog whistles the day before being elected to Parliament
It’s alleged that Dutton made millions of dollars when dog whistles skyrocketed.
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Labor polling so dire they resort to announcing actually decent policies
“I never thought it would come to this” said a desperate Albanese
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Albo nervously waiting to hear from RBA about when the next election will be held
Meanwhile Dutton has urged the RBA to not have any rate cuts, that aren’t during an LNP government
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Coalition give Barnaby an iPad to play on for the rest of the election
“Here you go bud, now sit quietly until we’re done ok?” said Dutton
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Dutton cancels viagra prescription after watching Trump, Netanyahu press conference
Dutton really challenging his ‘not a monster’ status.
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“I will cut wasteful spending,” says bloke who wants to shout businesses for long lunches
We must only fund the essentials, like caviar for bosses.