Labor announces exact same climate promise as last election, “but for realsies this time”

The Labor Party have announced a groundbreaking new election promise to establish an EPA if they win the election, following 3 years of being in government after taking that exact promise to the last election.

A Labor spokesperson announced the policy has the party’s full support, unless of course word gets out that the Environment Minister organised a deal with The Greens and the Teals but the Prime Minister would prefer break the election promise than actually work with the cross-bench… again.

“You can trust our word,” said the spokesperson while updating the year on the old documents, “we swear we will think about not axing the policy this time.”

“We know that Albanese spiked the promise once already, but that’s because he had his fingers crossed behind his back when he made the promise the first time. This time we really mean it.”

The party sweetened the promise by saying that the EPA will likely come at the same time as a national high-speed rail network.

Reports suggest staffers are already hard at work behind the scenes, drafting up the much needed list of random people to blame if the government doesn’t follow through on the promise again.