Dutton reassures nation that he would never accidentally add a journo to a secret group chat because no one has ever added him to one

Peter Dutton has responded to his idol, Donald Trump leaking plans to bomb a nation by accidentally adding a journalist to a confidential group chat, in easily the stupidest move that Donald Trump has done in hours.

Dutton reassured Australians that he would never do something like that as no one wants to be in a group chat with him.

“What is a group chat?” Dutton asked party members as they prepared to lie about not having a group chat.

“I thought you couldn’t text more than one person per day, thats what all my friends say when they explain why they don’t respond to my messages.”

In the meantime, journalists wanting to get an inside scoop on what Dutton’s policies will be have come up with a genius method of just watching what Trump does and listening to Gina Rinehart’s bizarre rants.