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Dutton claims investing $1m in Akubra stock yesterday was just a coincidence
“So were the investments in hi-vis vests and RM Williams”
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Dutton reassures nation that he would never accidentally add a journo to a secret group chat because no one has ever added him to one
“What is a group chat” he asked party members who prepared lies about not having a chat
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Labor announces exact same climate promise as last election, “but for realsies this time”
“We swear we will think about not axing the policy this time”
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Dutton apologises for using historically homophobic insult, promises to return to dog whistles moving forward
“I didn’t mean to be homophobic” said the guy who voted against gay marriage
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Guy who said the Voice referendum ‘just caused division’, calls for referendum to allow ministers to deport citizens
‘We must ignore the rule of law’ says the self-declared ‘rule of law’ party
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Politicians ready to condemn one wombat child being taken, yet to mention extreme rate that Aboriginal children are taken
“That is not how you treat a living being”
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Albanese finally condemns a stupid American
“If the actions of an American hurts this nation, I of course will take a stand against them.”
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Dutton announces special drop bear task force
“The government is not doing enough to protect against the biggest threat we’ve ever seen.”
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Channel 7 loses WA election
Voters have questioned why 7 chose to push such an unlikeable Sunrise host instead of the Cash Cow
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Dutton says cyclone impacted voters don’t matter since they’re “about to have water lapping at their door”
Dutton defended his comments at a Sydney fundraiser saying, “I don’t hold a sandbag mate”