Trumpet of Patriots successfully raise support for changing SMS spam laws

The Titanic 2 of political parties, the Trumpet of Patriots have successfully galvanised Australian voters into wanting sweeping laws against SMS spam.

This comes after daily incomprehensible text messages from the party to most of the country.

“Enough is enough,” said Hannah who has never been politically active before, “I’m ready to march, sign petitions, do whatever needs to be done to stop these fucking messages.”

Not everyone is against the messages though, as Brisbane man Peter Dutton has thanked H Fong for making Peter the 2nd most hated person this election.