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Guy who didn’t know batteries exist spends first day in Cabinet struggling to get TV remote to work
‘Renewable energy only works in the daytime’ guy now in charge of resources
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Coalition commits to net zero clarity on climate policy by 2030
‘It’s time that we make progress, at a future time’
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Christian Porter receives Walkley nomination for work in exposing Christian Porter
He beat out Ben Roberts Smith for the win
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Country that went from almost no tornados to weekly tornados reckons we don’t need Net Zero by 2030
How great are twisters?
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As parliament cracks down on sexual harassment, Barnaby resorts to fucking the planet instead
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Barnaby?
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Scott Morrison announces Net Zero commitments to climate policy
“I forgot to ask Barnaby for permission to do my job”
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Scott Morrison begins preparations to embarrass Australia in Glasgow
You can’t just wing these sorts of things.
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Inspired by Morrison, local worker announces plans to not show up to meetings from now on
Maybe Scotty has a point
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‘AstraZeneca abandons Australia after someone ran a scare campaign against it,’ say media
Who would make out AZ to be unsafe?
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Support for royals skyrockets after Prince Charles mocks Morrison
How do you out smug the Royals?