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Woman who doesn’t know how to search for old text messages headhunted by telecommunications company
“She’s clearly the best candidate”
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Labor strategists confirm the election’s theirs, unless they accidentally announce a policy
“We’re almost there!”
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PM explains he is too busy to listen to Tame and Higgins as he has an important curry to attend to
Jenny will just have a chat with him tomorrow night instead.
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Anthony Albanese declared winner of Liberal Party leadership spill
Preparations have begun making him a ‘Scomo’ style nickname
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PM finished after colleagues publicly say he has their “full confidence”
The parliamentary knife cleaner is working overtime
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Text calling the PM a ‘psycho’ revealed to actually be from his empathy consultant
‘I am in way over my head’
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Bloke who’s got no idea what the petrol price is warns it’ll go up under Labor
“They might even rise past a dollar!”
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Bombshell leaked text message reveals one of Scott Morrison’s colleagues “doesn’t mind him”
“Yea he’s okay I guess”
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Olympic dodgeball team draft Morrison after seeing him expertly avoid every question thrown at him
‘If he can dodge questions, he can dodge a ball’
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‘I thought milk was free, Jenny just grabs it when she pops-out for RATs’ says PM
‘Milk is her job’