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Text calling the PM a ‘psycho’ revealed to actually be from his empathy consultant
‘I am in way over my head’
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Bloke who’s got no idea what the petrol price is warns it’ll go up under Labor
“They might even rise past a dollar!”
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Bombshell leaked text message reveals one of Scott Morrison’s colleagues “doesn’t mind him”
“Yea he’s okay I guess”
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Olympic dodgeball team draft Morrison after seeing him expertly avoid every question thrown at him
‘If he can dodge questions, he can dodge a ball’
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‘I thought milk was free, Jenny just grabs it when she pops-out for RATs’ says PM
‘Milk is her job’
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Gladys shoots off cheeky text notifying Morrison of the price of milk
Exclusive messages leaked by someone called ‘Not Gladys Berejiklian’
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Government pledges $1bn to save the Great Barrier Reef from the government
The money will go to Hillsong for thoughts and prayers
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Empathy consultant suffers aneurysm after PM says Grace Tame didn’t smile because of her “terrible life”
‘It’s cause she has a terrible PM’
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Party that called Brittany Higgins a ‘lying cow’ reckons Grace Tame was disrespectful for not smiling
‘It’s about basic decency’
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Australia day renamed Ruby Princess Day in commemoration of another boat that fucked everything up
“Now everyone will be upset”