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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
“Statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?”
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ChatGPT finally able to write annoying opinion pieces after team up with The Guardian
The AI has already begun writing a piece called “Beach cabanas are class warfare, I’ll stick to my working class sunburn”
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ABC addresses internal racism report by denying there’s proof that any races exist
“Problem solved”
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Mum returns baby to shelter after rescue cat’s aggression
“I’m sure he’ll find a good home, but I need to care for my fur baby.”
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Jo Haylen resigns to spend more time with her driver
“I always said I was committed to publicly funded transport, but I now understand you thought I meant something else.”
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Woman fixes her need to be liked by getting her therapist’s approval
“If I just tell them what they want to hear, they praise me. It’s so efficient.”
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QLD LNP decides teens are old enough to be criminally responsible, not old enough to know what gender they are
“We must save the kids from doctors offices and put them in solitary confinement instead.”
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Albanese criticises Grace Tame for not wearing a Rio Tinto shirt
“It’s disrespectful to wear a shirt that isn’t branded with political donors.”
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Dad reckons it’s not hot enough for the AC yet
“When you own your own home, you can have the air-con going as much as you like”
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Conservative media relieved to hear that Grace Tame smiled this time
Some have gotten angry at her, claiming it is ‘disrespectful’ to use an Australia Day event to insult the ruler of Australia.