General News

“Amongst it all, it’s nice we found common ground at least”

Reynolds preemptively asked if you can sue a car for defamation

“I’m sick of this DEI push to get people with ‘actual qualifications’ for jobs”

“At the end of the day, it costs nothing to be nice”

“Statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?”

The AI has already begun writing a piece called “Beach cabanas are class warfare, I’ll stick to my working class sunburn”

“Problem solved”

“I’m sure he’ll find a good home, but I need to care for my fur baby.”

“I always said I was committed to publicly funded transport, but I now understand you thought I meant something else.”

“If I just tell them what they want to hear, they praise me. It’s so efficient.”