Group of highly religious geriatrics meet to elect new leader

Following the comical results of the weekend’s election, as well as the untimely passing of the Prime Minister of Catholicism, meetings have begun to elect new leaders.

During this time of change, questions are being raised within both the Liberals and the Vatican as to how they can stay relevant, with some cardinals even suggesting the new Pope download ‘Vine’ to appeal to a younger generation of Catholics.

Experts say that the main difference between electing a new Pope and a leader of the Liberal Party, is that the views of those over 80 are banned from the conclave but are prioritised in the Liberal Party caucus.

We will know who the new leader of the LNP is when white smoke appears from the Prayer Room.