Local woman worried as new Pope is a Leo

Local astrology enthusiast Crystal Jones has expressed concern about the new pope after reading that he is a Leo.

“I’ve known a lot of Leos,” she said, “they can’t be trusted.”

“There is nothing inherently wrong with being a Leo, but I’ve had enough experiences with them that if I was the Catholic Church, I would keep my eye out on him.”

Pope Leo XIV was disappointed to hear that Crystal thinks he is incompatible and has asked her to check his moon rising in the hopes that it might change things.