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There was panic at 2am before police realised it was just people drunkenly singing You’re The Voice

“The power of a union.”

“We trust they can pull this off, they have plenty of experience with unpaid overtime”

“I am happy to stand here and wait until you do the right thing.”

“My entire life is a life” she said after scrolling the news.

“We all need to make sacrifices”

Following backlash, Albanese claims he meant that she had a ‘difficult life’ having worked with Kyle

“Did they even mention my handball skills?”

“Don’t worry, I literally wrote the book on manufacturing consent.”

This complete perspective shift was expressed in a poorly spelled reply to a News Corp article.