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Gladys celebrates victory by tearing down SCG
The state election reached it’s inevitable conclusion tonight after premier Gladys Berejiklian declared victory over once again state opposition leader Michael Daley. Berejiklian was cheered on by her constituents as she wasted no time in outlining the work that needed to be done. “The people of NSW have spoken and I have heard them!” declared…
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Murderer sentenced to life in NRL
22-year-old Simon Getz has learned his fate this morning after a verdict was handed down after just 2 days. In a trial that had garnered national attention, the jury wasted no time in finding Getz guilty after hearing of his horrific crimes. “You have shown no remorse for your actions even going as far as…
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“Safe Schools is a danger to children” says convicted child sex offender
“We have to protect the children”
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Forgotten Moments in Australian History: The Founding of Canberra
Australia’s capital relocated from Melbourne to Canberra in 1927. But why was it moved? And why Canberra? We reveal the details of a little-known meeting between the nation’s parliamentarians, as described in letters written by government minister Charles Kingston.
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The Chaser’s Guide to Modern Journalism
Or, a guide to living rough in the years before your decision to move into PR.
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New law forces property developers to indicate if building ‘may fall down’ on listings
Property developers all around Sydney are feeling the pinch after new reforms were brought in to clean up the industry. Starting next week, all new buildings listed must indicate if the structure ‘may fall down’ or if they are ‘safe for human occupation’. Ken Scarletti, a developer from Alexandria, unloaded on the state government after…
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Police give up: crime investigations to be done only by podcast hosts from now on
The police force announced today that it had decided to give up trying to work out who committed all the unsolved murders and robberies, and instead rely on investigations by the hosts of true crime podcasts to solve crime.
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The Chaser’s Anti-Experts: Five celebrities who were vaccinated and later died
The poisonous ingredients found in vaccinations don’t discriminate. Here are five well-known personalities who were vaccinated and are now dead.
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Things to see in America: White Tribalism
There is a way to experience first-hand all the unpleasantness in Trump’s America, while maintaining a moral distance to avoid being implicated in it.