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Marxist hipster torn between not paying his landlord and ripping off his dad
He realised he would be short-changing his own inheritance.
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PM clarifies rules: public gatherings restricted to two people or one pantomime horse
The Prime Minister did not elaborate on what prompted the need for the clarification.
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Government announces stimulus package for home burglars unable to work from other’s homes
The move has been praised by the Australian Burglars Union.
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The Chaser Generosity Calculator – Are you as generous as the world’s richest man?
Introducing The Jeff Bezos Generosity Index
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Government seeks urgent new powers to outlaw the Brady Bunch joke in Zoom meetings
The spread of the joke is now faster than the virus itself.
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People who already stayed at home and drank lots haven’t really noticed crisis yet
“None of the new orders affect our lifestyle at all.”
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Local man so bored he’s actually considering watching free-to-air TV
“So it’s come to this”
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Andrew Bolt revealed as hilarious April Fool’s Prank
“The evidence is now overwhelming that the Andrew Bolt character is an elaborate prank.”
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Self-isolating man invents new kind of lying down
A new twist on the classic back-to-surface style.