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Government attempts to boost Covid Safe usage by adding ‘stories’ feature
Also you can now upload pictures of your lunch
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Historians admit they missed ‘Harry Styles wears dress’ in the Communist Manifesto
“I don’t how we missed it, the thing is only 40 pages”
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How this pandemic I created helps me sell more laptops, by Bill Gates
People ask me, “why did you do it?”
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“Dan is a dictator” says government asking ASIO to arrest journalists who call them out
To stop this monster we need ASIO to be able to secretly lock up journalists
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As the ‘only one who can judge’ George Pell, God calls him a cunt
“It’s the vibe of the bible.”
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Private school boys expelled after being caught not minimising tax
“It goes against the values of this school”
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Berry farmer offering fuck all for job in middle of nowhere can’t find employees for some reason
What possible reason could a parent who lost their job recently not want to take up this opportunity?
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Melbourne women unsurprised to hear man who wanted to ‘eat out’ now refuses to
“And no, just having sausage served with potatoes at your place is not ‘good enough’”
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Angus Taylor worried his lobbying for gas might upset his mates over at the coal lobby
We want to harness the energy released by forests, wildlife and houses when they are burning down during bushfires
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Guy who ‘hates snowflakes’ now boycotting award shows, sport, cheese, lollies, ice cream…
Razors, UNICEF, Bill Gates, Marvel…