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Anti-Vax Facebook mum glad to see her ‘real news’ sources are still up
Facebook users calling the code and bans a ‘win win’ for ‘factual journalism’
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Man insists support for lockdown is unrelated to forgetting to buy Valentine’s gift
Thanks Dictator Dan!
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Family finally get government to pay for childcare by changing kid’s name to “Coal”
The future is Coal
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Sydney scraps lockout laws, leaving only Sydney’s venues, people as reason not to go out
Yea we’ll go see the uh … nevermind what’s on Netflix
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‘Teachers inappropriately give kids climate change information’ says guy who gave student love letters
Teachers have ‘abolished cursive writing’, which is a crucial skill for reading love letters from groomers
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Hedge Fund manager now as financially bankrupt as they are morally
How can he afford to run his water feature with ‘recycled peasant tears’ now?
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Struggling Wall Street investor forced to start GoFundMe to buy next yacht
How am I supposed to race my yachts now?
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Confused Pauline Hanson joins Invasion Day protests against ‘foreigners coming and taking over’
“THEY DON’T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AND DESTROY THE CULTURE WE HOLD DEAR”