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New ‘White Wiggle’ introduced to help Matt Canavan feel represented
The Senator had boycotted the show
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Tell us your star sign and we will tell you if you’re gullible
We studied the stars to find the answer and advice you need
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Victorian Liberal leadership spill cancelled after kid’s playgrounds closed
‘Where are your parents?’
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New land speed record reached by Prime Minister running away from responsibility
Morrison will officially be competing in the 2032 Brisbane Olympics.
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Vaccine hesitancy solved by putting Australia’s biggest fuckwits on the case
Trust in vaccines goes up the more untrustworthy people talk about them
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Filling out census the most thrilling thing locked-down Sydneysider has done in a month
“Still better than watching The Voice”
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Meet this 6 month old multimillionaire and find out his secret to self-made success
Starting with a small gift of $20million dollars, Timmy had to be smart with his money
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Sky News moves to PornHub after learning they don’t censor videos of massive dicks
So wrong it’s (alt) right
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Nation’s barflies inspired to learn they’ve got what it takes to be Deputy PM
“If Barnaby can do it, literally anyone can.”