Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities

Local man Gareth Jones has voiced his outrage in his local pub that “Refugees are going to take my job.

"We probably shouldn't have partnered with Australia post"

"We literally had no way of knowing this would be the outcome"

"Every time someone side swipes your mirrors, that's ISIS"

The Prime Minister was seen filling out an application for New Zealand citizenship just minutes ago

"Those are some great odds."

"From now on I'll only be spending my money on psychic hotlines."

"It was cowardly and selfish"

"You're all alive because of me" he shouted smugly at passing Greens voters