Local pet python Carlos has decided to let his owner Trent Smith live another day

The news is a relief for his campaign team after a weekend stuff-up where he seemingly failed to arrive at his own rally. According to sources, Shorten was actually present at the event, and even went on stage, but nobody realised that he was the Labor Party's leader

Also announces new graduate placement partnership with local hospitality industry.

"Who says the economy is slowing?"

A 27 year old graphic designer from Melbourne has spent an entire weekend in Sydney pointing out its flaws

Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities

Local man Gareth Jones has voiced his outrage in his local pub that “Refugees are going to take my job.

"We probably shouldn't have partnered with Australia post"

"We literally had no way of knowing this would be the outcome"

"Every time someone side swipes your mirrors, that's ISIS"