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Sydney Rail suggests passengers can avoid further delays by moving to a better city
"The express line to Melbourne is reportedly inundated with Sydney passengers."
Permanently Updating George Pell’s Commemorative Plaque
NSW drops abortion legalisation in favour of just making young people wish they were dead
Updating George Pell’s Commemorative Plaque
The Chaser’s Guide to the First Three Months of Parenting
Coroner confirms Epstein committed suicide by repeatedly shooting self in back of head
Purchase of cheap backyard firepit transforms tame househusband into a regular Bear Grylls
Sale of Arnott’s business to include several other companies nobody wants
Local News
Millenial buys Sydney apartment by giving up smashed avos for just 547 years
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
Suicidal whale constantly frustrated by hippies
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World News
400,000 Brits pledge not to raid Area 51 because it would be rude without invite
Compromise reached: Scarlett Johansson to play black little mermaid
NASA commits to fake a man on Mars by 2030
Hating gay people only part of the bible Christian following at this point
Apple unveils newer minimalist share price
“Rich footballers need your money more than starving kids” confirms Jesus
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“Pacific Nations Should Worry About Economic Growth Rather Than Fixating On Side Issues Like Being Totally Submerged Under The Ocean”: Morrison
National Milk Crate Association Calls For Loosening Of Open Carry Laws
Asylum Seekers Allowed Entry To Australia After Telling Authorities They’re Headed To Crown Casino
Liberal Party Doesn’t Have Any Goddamn Fucking Issues With Bullying
The Shovel’s 7 Tips For Living On Newstart
Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Switch From ’98 Bordeaux To ‘06 Bordeaux
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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