General News

A local dinner party has split into two main factions, one with a table full of children and the other with a table full of immature adults.
“Wow this soup is so yum.” said 7-year-old Steph to her young peers who were also gushing over the meal.
Meanwhile her mother Emma, who is five wines in and yelling without realising it, was telling her friends, “that’s when this bitch Kate tells the boss that I was the one who fucked up the storage room.”
During dessert the children started to become annoyed because their debate on the best episode of Bluey was getting hard to have while the rowdy adults were yelling ‘shut up, no way’ while discussing the love lives of others not at the party who the adults clearly disliked.
