Rohan Arneil

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Escaped orangutans temporarily double Perth literacy levels
"Dem orange monkey gonna be our nex premier"
Relaxing hour of meditation spent remembering every mistake ever made
"I went on a spiritual journey to the time I called the teacher mum."
Worker decides to leave one ‘sickie’ day, in case he actually gets sick
Michaels, who has used up nearly his entire year's worth of sick days in the first three months of the year, claimed, “I’d forgotten that people sometimes use sick days for actually being sick.”
After learning of Hitler’s gas chambers, Sean Spicer is unsure if he likes Hitler anymore
After Sean Spicer's big day of learning about how Hitler used chemical warfare in an attempt to commit genocide of Jewish people, Spicer claims he’s, “not quite as enamoured of Hitler anymore, to be honest, his actions seem a bit over the top.”
United Airlines reassures American public that the passenger “looked foreign”
A spokesperson for United stressed that the passenger, Dr Dao, “looked very foreign, he always has a very foreign sounding name.”
Queensland State Emergency Service’s entire Twitter feed directed at people cut off from Twitter
The SES has been sending constant updates of information and support, which have been retweeted by thousands of people unaffected by the massive Cyclone Debbie
Queensland stoner who has bunkered down in basement is completely unaware there is a cyclone overhead
Bowen-based stoner, Darren Hutchinson has launched a stinging attack on the Queensland arm of the Dominos Pizza, accusing the food delivery
Federal Treasurer furious with millennial for not being 55 yet
"I can't believe she doesn't own her own house and have at least one negatively geared investment property."
“Norway happiest country in the world” says bullshit survey
A worldwide study released today reported that a country where sunlight is seasonal and their greatest delicacy is rotten fish, is apparently the happiest in the world
Mike Baird takes job at NAB to spend less time with family
Former NSW Premier Mike Baird has enthusiastically accepted a job at the National Australia Bank as chief customer officer, in order