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“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

A naive man scared senseless by the looming threat of World War III and a deadly pandemic has jinxed the entire planet today by stupidly claiming that “things can’t get any worse.”

The local idiot remains blissfully unaware that the current days of pandemic and war will soon be looked back upon fondly when the imminent zombie apocalypse takes hold in the next fortnight.

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“I know we’ve had a rough run but I’m confident we will soon turn the corner,” continued the man who will soon be fighting off the undead as they attempt to gnaw away at his brains.

“Yep, it’s only up from here!”




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