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News
Owners of Big Banana disappointed it hasn’t been named as a terror target
“What’s the Taj Mahal got that we don’t?”
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News
Belief system debunked by T-shirt
“This is Christianity’s greatest existential crisis since Mel Gibson.”
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News
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
“Who says the economy is slowing?”
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News
Melbourne man visits Sydney just to point out its flaws
A 27 year old graphic designer from Melbourne has spent an entire weekend in Sydney pointing out its flaws.
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General News
HR woman single-handedly lowering staff morale
Efforts to boost productivity and lower absenteeism only result in feigned enthusiasm and a sexual harassment law suit resulting from a ‘trust fall’ exercise gone wrong.
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News
Bumper stickers fail to free Tibet
“These messages may have reached the hearts and minds of thousands of passing motorists,” said the Dalai Lama, “but apparently our Chinese oppressors were not among them.”
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World
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington’s possibly illegal activities.
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National
Great Barrier Reef downgraded by scientists to “Pretty Average Barrier Reef”
The organisation says the reef was at risk of being charged with false advertising