Sighs of relief have been heard around the country clubs tonight, as Labor announced plans to help those struggling most right now; landlords wanting to negatively gear yet another investment property.

“Finally, a government thinking about the little guy,” said local investor Gregory Richbone the 4th. “I was worried that in order to buy my 4th investment property I would need to take out a loan, on the new yacht but luckily now I will be able to find the money to buy it outright.”

“You know I was really worried about how I would survive in these conditions, you see I already lifted my rent by $200 and have to wait a little bit before I can raise it again. But now luckily I will be getting the support to tie me over until the stage three tax cuts give me a major boost.

Meanwhile a local renter was devastated to hear that “the first surplus in 15 years” is not accepted by their landlord as payment.