Scott Morrison has today declared “C’mon mate, I’m trying to relax here!” before storming out of the bar at his Hawaiian holiday resort, according to witnesses at the scene.

“Can’t a bloody Prime Minister take a two week vacation during the middle of a national disaster without having to be constantly reminded of them!” he was heard fuming as he made his way to the pool. “God, the nerve of some people, they’ve got one bloody job, and that’s to try and keep the peace and everyone happy and he’s shirking that responsibility. Bloody go get another job then you dickhead! Nobody’s forcing you to be the bar manager.”

Asked what he thought about the situation, the bar manager said he was appauled by Morrison’s response. “God, the nerve of some people,” said the bar manager, “he’s got one bloody job, and that’s to try and keep the peace and everyone happy and he’s shirking that responsibility. Bloody go get another job then you dickhead! Nobody’s forcing you to be Prime Minister.”

The bar manager is not the only resort employee Morrison has clashed with according to sources inside the hotel, with restaurant staff also having issues with the Prime Minister. “You know, it’s custom here in America to tip, but he kept telling us the budget is very tight and he won’t be wasting money on frivolous tips,” reported one waiter, “but then as he was leaving he spotted a chaplain eating his dinner and gave the guy a crisp $200 bill for doing nothing. It makes no sense.”