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Lazy man hoping unironed clothes become fashionable
The 30-year-old has experimented with unironed T-shirts and jeans on the weekend, even going so far as to tell a female acquaintance that prominent wrinkles were “all the rage in Milan”.
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English teacher writes novel about teaching English
‘Dusty Textbooks & Liquid Paper’ is yet to be picked up by a publisher.
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CEO given massive bonus for not sending company bankrupt
Blair’s bonus is valued at $1.4 million, or 25 per cent of his base pay. On top of this amount, Blair can also expect a 5 per cent Bonus Delivery Bonus.
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Owners of Big Banana disappointed it hasn’t been named as a terror target
“What’s the Taj Mahal got that we don’t?”
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Guy at school reunion remembers way too much
“Lee was pretty quiet at school,” said reunion organiser Anna Aprile. “Which made it kinda creepy that he could describe all the different outfits I wore.”
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Murdoch launches bid for under-9s netball team
“He’s always been known to attack his goals… this is just the first time it’s been an actual Goal Attack.”
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Parents take up hallucinogens after discussing drugs with son
“Turns out he had a lot of good points that we hadn’t considered.”