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Luckily, Cash managed to remember to negatively gear the property immediately, even while forgetting that she’d even bought the property.

“Maybe we’re joking, maybe we’ve completely lost touch with how activism works – but it’s definitely not about being desperate for attention.”

Former NSW Premier Mike Baird has enthusiastically accepted a job at the National Australia Bank as chief customer officer, in order to spend less time with his family. Baird has reported an exhausting five weeks spending quality time with his children. According to Lucy Baird his eldest daughter, Baird’s return has polled terribly amongst the family,…

“If I’m given as second chance as PM, I’ll stop the boats, cut the waste, and knight Queen Elizabeth II”

Local café owner Brent Morrow is this morning jubilant after the Fair Work Commission scrapped penalty rates which he’d never adhered to and never planned to adhere to. Morrow told staff this morning that the FWC decision was a vindication of his decision to underpay his workers in the first place. He is planning to use the decision…

If approved, the tax will see a significant increase in the price of fast food, Nutella, eye drops and bubble wrap, among other items.

The CEO of Seven West Media has expressed the colleagues a creeping suspicion that his ex-lover Amber Harrison “might be a bit angry” with him, after she was dumped and then sacked from her job at Seven.

By levying a tax of $1 on each backflip Malcolm Turnbull makes, the government expects to raise billions.

Scott Morrison has said he will have no choice but to increase taxes in order to fund a $50 billion welfare scheme. “We’ve already committed to cutting company tax by $50 billion over the next ten years,” he said. “And somebody has to pay for it. It’s one of the biggest welfare schemes in Australia’s history.”…

Behavioural economists say the “death tax” could save Australians up to $3.4 billions in funeral expenses over 57 years and promote a longer life span, by disincentivising people to die.