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No vote campaign points to Scottish boys wearing dresses after they legalised gay marriage
They also warned of a sharp increase in the consumption of haggis
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Christensen confirms he isn’t a British citizen after consulting Ask Bongo
“That should do it.”
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Anti-sharia campaigner ready to stop something that was never going to happen from happening
Despite no-one ever suggesting that Sharia law be introduced into Australia, no-one supporting the idea, and no politician ever mentioning it, the campaigner believes it’s only a matter of time.
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Escaped orangutans temporarily double Perth literacy levels
“Dem orange monkey gonna be our nex premier”
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Cashless welfare card announced: drug dealers to begin accepting Paypass
“It’s saved us money and time!”
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Budget Deficit Solved – Liberal Party Negatively Gears Parliament House
“Until those idiots in Canberra fix this loophole, we’d be stupid not to exploit it.”
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New citizenship test to focus entirely on the value of negative gearing
Immigrants will also be required to speak the language of Sydney property prices before they can become full citizens.
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457 crackdown: employers forced to fill out slightly different application form
The changes — which come in today — mean that employers will be forced to redo any paperwork they were in the process of completing.
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Official statement regarding Mark Latham
It is with deep regret that I write to you today to announce that we will be ending our long-running satirical project, Mark Latham, effective immediately.