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Frydenberg says people shouldn’t be penalised for fleeing persecution, as long as they’re in his family
Josh Frydenburg has mounted a robust defence of families fleeing persecution coming to Australia as long as they’re in his family. The comments come after it was revealed that Frydenburg’s mum fled persecution from Hungary in 1943, during Nazi occupation. “This has brought up a very sensitive series of events for my family. They were…
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Turnbull passionately launches the “Um yeah sure” campaign for marriage equality
He was careful not to speak too loud in case any rural Liberal voters could hear him.
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No vote campaign points to Scottish boys wearing dresses after they legalised gay marriage
They also warned of a sharp increase in the consumption of haggis
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Christensen confirms he isn’t a British citizen after consulting Ask Bongo
“That should do it.”
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Anti-sharia campaigner ready to stop something that was never going to happen from happening
Despite no-one ever suggesting that Sharia law be introduced into Australia, no-one supporting the idea, and no politician ever mentioning it, the campaigner believes it’s only a matter of time.
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Escaped orangutans temporarily double Perth literacy levels
“Dem orange monkey gonna be our nex premier”
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Cashless welfare card announced: drug dealers to begin accepting Paypass
“It’s saved us money and time!”
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Budget Deficit Solved – Liberal Party Negatively Gears Parliament House
“Until those idiots in Canberra fix this loophole, we’d be stupid not to exploit it.”
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New citizenship test to focus entirely on the value of negative gearing
Immigrants will also be required to speak the language of Sydney property prices before they can become full citizens.