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‘Don’t worry, I got this,’ says leader who clearly hasn’t got this
It’s hard work but Albo reckons he can handle being leader of the opposition for many years to come.
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“Australia Day is a day to unify everyone, so it must remain on the divisive date” says PM
“You are all just dividing us on this unifying day by asking for the date to change, and it’s not like changing the date would fix that.”
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‘Don’t worry Australia, you will still have Microsoft Bing,’ says the Bing of Prime Ministers
The only man who would know that Bing changed their name and logo last year suggests we all should use Bing.
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‘It’s not Invasion Day, it’s a day to simply celebrate the invasion of Australia’ says PM
And to somberly reflect on the seasickness that many convicts must have felt.
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Fruit picking shortage solved by Michael McCormack’s massive effort cherry-picking facts
Facts are no match for his staunch, cold, hard opinions.
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Goverment forced to cancel Christmas after learning it celebrates refugee family
“Send them to Christmas Island”
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Treasurer slams banks for not investing in bad investment that destroys the planet
“It just doesn’t make any sense”
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“Australia is doing a lot to combat climate change, despite my best efforts,” defends Morrison
“There is a real chance that regrettably our nation will hit net zero emissions by 2050.”
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“Ok now China has actually crossed the line targeting our heroic coal” says furious Morrison
“Violating human rights is one thing, but not buying coal is unforgivable”