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Govt puts army in charge of vaccine rollout to ensure civilians get shot
It’s what they do best
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Government investigating whether Covid-19 can be bought off with $5 million swimming pool
How about a parking lot?
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Brad Hazzard announces plan for Colosseum in which under 25s will fight for Pfizer
“It’s just like the Hunger Games”
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PM “deeply concerned” by seas catching fire – “it could cost billionaires lots of money”
We need to act fast, it’s an emergency
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Engadine Maccas adds Scott Morrison to missing persons board
“Maybe he was startled by a deer?”
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PM announces ‘BlameSeeker’ program to find who screwed up our Covid response
It’s already finding great results in the Dan Andrews region
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PM quietly deletes ‘gold standard’ tweets after NSW sends country into lockdown
“Quick Barnaby, cause another scandal”
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Govt announces ‘Limbtaker’ so young people can pay an arm and a leg towards house
“It’ll give you a leg down in the market”