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PM ends the workplace respect training in parliament after the problem is 100% solved
Good Job Team!
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Fact-checker takes stress leave after Morrison claims he has never told a lie before
‘Fuck him, just fuck off, ahhhhhh’
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Morrison to invest $500m in ‘carbon thoughts and prayers’ technology
Can-do capitalism meets cant-testify faith
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Morrison supports electric cars after learning they can be programmed to run over Labor voters
Putting the “laughter” into vehicular manslaughter
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Voter who spent most of this year furious at botched vaccine rollout changes mind after journo posts pics of Morrison getting a haircut
‘I didn’t realise he received haircuts!’
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Labor commits to faster, more modern, ‘fast train announcement’ announcements
It’s time we act
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Liberal party’s media division posts $60m loss
Donations to these poor tax dodging billionaires would be greatly appreciated
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Freedom of Speech Warrior Barnaby Joyce demands Turnbull and Rudd be silenced
They must be cancelled at once
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PM excited to be back home after COP26, planning to spend some ‘quality time’ with his coal
‘They are my whole world, my everything’
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Report: When you put men in power they get too emotional and quick to send lawsuits
Maybe they are just being hormonal?