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“Since when is calling for the execution of a leader terrorism?” asks Victorian Police
‘It’s just a bit of violence to force political change through fear’
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“There is no need to condemn protesters demanding Andrews be murdered, they aren’t putting pins in strawberries” says PM
‘We are not at extremist levels yet’
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PM who ‘had nothing to hide’ about Brittany Higgins breaks FOI laws trying to hide stuff about Brittany Higgins
‘We had to ask Jenny if we should follow the law first’
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MPs accusing the ABC of being propaganda, demand the government be put in charge of ABC’s content
‘We must stop propaganda by making propaganda’
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PM ends the workplace respect training in parliament after the problem is 100% solved
Good Job Team!
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Fact-checker takes stress leave after Morrison claims he has never told a lie before
‘Fuck him, just fuck off, ahhhhhh’
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Morrison to invest $500m in ‘carbon thoughts and prayers’ technology
Can-do capitalism meets cant-testify faith
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Morrison supports electric cars after learning they can be programmed to run over Labor voters
Putting the “laughter” into vehicular manslaughter
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Voter who spent most of this year furious at botched vaccine rollout changes mind after journo posts pics of Morrison getting a haircut
‘I didn’t realise he received haircuts!’