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Scott Morrison selflessly agrees to isolate on remote Hawaiian beach
“I’ll do it for the country”
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Minimum wage worker who had to ‘live with covid’ surprised to see the PM isn’t going to work this week
‘We all need to make sacrifices for the economy right?’
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Scott Morrison announces Australia’s borders are always open to white refugees
‘We are a nation built on white people coming here’
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Anne Ruston wishes someone would draw some sort of line to indicate if someone is in poverty
“Who’s to say what is and isn’t poverty levels?”
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Woman who doesn’t know how to search for old text messages headhunted by telecommunications company
“She’s clearly the best candidate”
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Labor strategists confirm the election’s theirs, unless they accidentally announce a policy
“We’re almost there!”
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PM explains he is too busy to listen to Tame and Higgins as he has an important curry to attend to
Jenny will just have a chat with him tomorrow night instead.
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Anthony Albanese declared winner of Liberal Party leadership spill
Preparations have begun making him a ‘Scomo’ style nickname
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PM finished after colleagues publicly say he has their “full confidence”
The parliamentary knife cleaner is working overtime