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[Edition 60] When a friend from work suggested that she come along with him to watch a local NSL game, she declined the invitation, nervously citing “another engagement.”

[Edition 59] The cultured teen said he liked to fantasize in front of the mirror, pretending he was playing first bassoon in one of Europe’s major concert halls. He said he thought blowing into an imaginary woodwind reed, in addition to its escapism value, was a wonderful way to release pent-up teenage angst.

[Edition 56] SYDNEY, Friday: A man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.

[Edition 55] DUBLIN, Monday: The sole male member of the popular Irish group The Corrs yesterday conceded for the first time that he may not be the reason for the band’s enormous appeal.

[Edition 49] GOLD COAST, Friday: Organisers of the Big Day Out music festival have expressed their sorrow to the parents of a teenage girl, who tragically lived through the entire 40-minute set of the washed-up guitar band Ratcat.