General News
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General News
AFL officially Australia’s last hope in international sport
“Unless Nauru beat us again.”
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Bob Hawke condemns Abbott’s drinking as “weak as piss”
‘These bloody young bucks can’t even hold a few bottles of wine.’
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Voter surprised to learn gay marriage vote about boys wearing dresses, not gay marriage
“Geez they make it confusing sometimes”
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Reporter somehow improves journalism by stalking victim’s grieving relatives
“This just in, turns out they’re upset.”
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Parliament to debate making burqa compulsory for Pauline Hanson
“Maybe if she keeps it on we can pretend like she’s not even there, and get on with running the country.”
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Joke wifi password a lot less funny after sixth failed attempt
“No, it’s ‘No spaces withspaces’ with spaces except between the, you know what I’ll just change it.”
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Tony Abbott “If you hate your invasive thoughts of naked men that you get hourly, vote no on plebiscite”
“Or if you just like being a jerk towards gay people, that’s also a perfectly valid reason.”