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Oscars to introduce award for best performance denying abuse
“It’s important to be able to separate the art from the multiple accusations of rape.”
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Australia celebrate ending only dream of perpetually war torn country
“Like taking candy from a severely oppressed baby”
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“Women’s sport is irrelevant” claims man who still watches darts
Parramatta local, Garry Weakes today voiced his opinion about the irrelevance of women’s sport to fellow patrons at his local pub, whilst avidly watching a re-run of a recent professional darts competition. Weakes, who is an ardent fan of the classic gentleman’s sport, described women’s sport as “like men’s sport lacking all the suspense of wondering…
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Turnbull criticises Howard for not putting gun ownership to plebiscite
“It was cowardly and selfish”
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Local man hopes hangover is obvious enough to get out of social situations
He’s reportedly not hungover enough to drink water though
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Howard takes victory lap around the city following latest mass shooting
“You’re all alive because of me” he shouted smugly at passing Greens voters
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Rohingya Refugee contemplates things he could buy with $25k before genocidal death
“Its like a real life what would you buy before you die”
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Man declares best way to celebrate free speech is through hate speech
“It’s my duty and my honour.”
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Talking snake revealed as latest spokesman for ‘No’ campaign
“This should win them over”