Following the revelations that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple, a flood of other salacious details about the private lives of muppets has been leaked by an ex-writer on the Sesame Street program.
According to the ex-writer on the series, Miss Piggy “prefers it froggy-style”. Adding that she was amazed at how good frogs were with their tongues.
According to the ex-writer, Gonzo has long had a thing for furries, and has actually been in a long term relationship with Fozzie the bear as a result.
According to another writer on the series, Rizzo the Rat has “a definite thing for scat porn” and Rowlf the Dog, while apparently a sweet harmless piano playing canine, is actually currently under investigation for a series of accusations made in the wake of the #MeToo movement.
More to come
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