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Government announces stimulus package for home burglars unable to work from other’s homes
The move has been praised by the Australian Burglars Union.
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The Chaser Generosity Calculator – Are you as generous as the world’s richest man?
Introducing The Jeff Bezos Generosity Index
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Government seeks urgent new powers to outlaw the Brady Bunch joke in Zoom meetings
The spread of the joke is now faster than the virus itself.
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People who already stayed at home and drank lots haven’t really noticed crisis yet
“None of the new orders affect our lifestyle at all.”
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Local man so bored he’s actually considering watching free-to-air TV
“So it’s come to this”
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Andrew Bolt revealed as hilarious April Fool’s Prank
“The evidence is now overwhelming that the Andrew Bolt character is an elaborate prank.”
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Self-isolating man invents new kind of lying down
A new twist on the classic back-to-surface style.
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ABC in lockdown after children’s presenter tests positive for Coronavirus
THE ABC’s Sydney headquarters in Ultimo was today forced into lockdown after a popular children’s presenter tested positive for COVID-19, despite having never left the country and regularly self-isolating in his ‘batty lair’. “Early this morning one Mr G. Fangs returned a positive test for the virus, forcing the station into lockdown. We have since…
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TV weatherman admits his job describing what it’s like outside now completely pointless
“What’s the point of me doing this anymore? You can’t go outdoors.”