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One Soldier was quoting as saying, “Anyone who says beer tastes best out of can, hasn’t had it out of the leg of a dead Taliban soldier”

The Premier is unfazed by marital status, however, any potential Bachelor must have undeclared interests in both her and private enterprise.

“What if it starts affecting people who matter?”

“They said they want to build reliable policies on climate change, but I build way more stuff than those so called leaders.”

“Remember don’t tell your parents about what happens on Santa’s lap.”

Opinion: Dunce Dan fails again

“How were we meant to focus on people so old?”

We will own up to the murder of children, right after we jail the guy who called us out

“Think of the economy”

“The idea is good but imagine how much better it would be if a man was in charge here.”