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Sydney marathon runners cross harbour bridge in brazen display of antisemitism
“These people clearly support terrorism” said the panel on ABC’s Insiders
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Migrant community marches in favour of making themselves leave Australia
A group of white people from immigrant backgrounds have demanded that people like them should “go back to where they came from”
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Media majorly overestimates how much people give a shit about the feelings of a guy committing war crimes
“Just because he is credibly accused of committing a genocide, doesn’t mean his feelings are any less valid.”
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Guy who “doesn’t care about women’s sport” weirdly unable to just shut the fuck up about it
He dedicates two hours every day to replying to fans of women’s sport from an account with a ute profile picture.
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Productivity reaches all-time low as nation’s Swifties pretend to be working
Economists fear the damage that will be caused when the album drops and suddenly people around the world are ‘too sick’ to work.
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Concerns protest could ‘impede Sydney drivers’ solved by getting basically the whole city at the protest
“Turns out roughly a hundred thousand people wanted to cross the bridge at the time of the march” said one organiser
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Kids to now get all their information from strangers on Roblox
With the social media now including Youtube and TikTok, the kids know no other option.
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Middle-aged dog sick of being talked down to
“Humans talk to me like I’m a baby, it’s disrespectful.”
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Rupert Murdoch demands to know whose media propaganda machine created this monster
“Who said this guy can try hurt my bank account?”
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Racist uncle goes to therapy for the first time to work through the Murdoch/Trump break-up
“My family have been trying to get me to go for years, but this is just too big for me to handle alone.”