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Her policy gained immediate support from journalists and political staffers across the aisle, until they realised that by ‘white bags’ she doesn’t mean the kind you snort.

“Fuck it’s too bright out, the sun is shining almost as much as our teams.”

“I thought Islamophobia was a requirement to work at News Corp?”

“She wasn’t there for that long, and I don’t think she knows any other Italian.”  said her coworker

“You can’t use that word unless it is balanced with the opinion of someone who thinks killing children is fine.”

“He’s basically celebrating political violence” said tabloid writers

Women who matched with him on dating apps hope it could lead to him one day even getting a bed frame.

This comes after the latest in the tragically growing political violence.

“Why stop there, why not make two large cakes that we can knock down while we’re at it?”

“When I realised they did the thing where they randomly throw in grammar hoping it looks good, I was so proud”