General News
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General News
Coalition reunited after Gina pulls off a Parent Trap
Gina said next time she will pull a Freaky Friday
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“U up?”: H Fong slides into Nationals’ DMs after news of breakup
“I hear you’re single now, and I’ve got a trumpet that needs blowing”
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Barnaby helps lead due to experience with messy divorces
“Our party can find a new partner, surely one of the junior staffers is single.”
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Peta Credlin congratulates Ley on becoming second female Liberal leader
“I walked so you could run.”
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James McGrath tells Vatican to wait for the pre-polls
“It’s too early to be having these conversations.”
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Guy who watched Conclave excited to use new found expertise
“This is what I’ve been training for.”
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Group of highly religious geriatrics meet to elect new leader
We will know who the new leader of the LNP is when white smoke appears from the Prayer Room.
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Voldemort distances self from Peter Dutton
This comes as the dark lord who dedicated his life to hurting others in a relentless pursuit of power lost the Australian election.
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Dutton visits 19th petrol station to apply for job
It will be his first job where he can’t just abuse minorities.