“There’s no need to restrict camera glasses,” says local pedophile

While many have called for new ‘smart glasses’ with hidden cameras to be restricted or banned, one local community has defended the controversial glasses: the nonce community.

“There is a lot of hate for these glasses but I think they are great,” he said, “you know it’s rare that companies make stuff just for us, but they nailed it with these.”

“I managed to grab a pair of the designer pervert glasses and knock off store-brand pervert glass. I am glad we have a range to choose from.”

“They’re just a fun, stylish accessory to wear to the park.”

“These things are about making and preserving memories, like the memory of those kids on the swings.”

“People keep saying they want to be able to consent to being filmed, or even know they are, but I think consent or knowing what’s going on is over-rated.”