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Nurses try tasering elderly patients to secure pay rise
“Finally the government will treat us as essential”
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Arms dealer tells staff to prepare for busier than expected Christmas period
“Not only have the US got us arming Israel, we now got to help out Russia too.”
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Situation so dire people consider paying for ‘The Guardian’
“I can’t believe it has reached this point”
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Politics nerd spends entire day pretending to work
“This may as well be a public holiday”
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Guide: Acceptable and unacceptable uses of taxpayer money as decided by the media
From Uni, to school lunches, mining, private jets and many more.
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Pauline found to be racist, immediately booked to ask a question on Q+A
Being a proven racist has also led to her being offered regular spots on every breakfast show
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We trained an AI on Aussie politicians, and it has already taken free flights to hang out with Rinehart and Murdoch
Using state of the art technology, we made a bot that is as much of a corrupt suck up as the average Aussie politician.
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Sky News reports QLD LNP win by narrow landslide
“This might be the biggest narrow win history”