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“I can’t believe it has reached this point”

“This may as well be a public holiday”

From Uni, to school lunches, mining, private jets and many more.

Being a proven racist has also led to her being offered regular spots on every breakfast show

Using state of the art technology, we made a bot that is as much of a corrupt suck up as the average Aussie politician.

“This might be the biggest narrow win history”

He left another hat in the lion’s den.

Sadly for Lehrmann the handle ‘High_Profile_Towoombaman’ was already taken

School is no place for food.

“It’s doing wonders for my mental health” said Mark who used to check the news multiple times a day