General News
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General News Nurses try tasering elderly patients to secure pay rise“Finally the government will treat us as essential” 
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General News Arms dealer tells staff to prepare for busier than expected Christmas period“Not only have the US got us arming Israel, we now got to help out Russia too.” 
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General News Situation so dire people consider paying for ‘The Guardian’“I can’t believe it has reached this point” 
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General News Politics nerd spends entire day pretending to work“This may as well be a public holiday” 
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General News Guide: Acceptable and unacceptable uses of taxpayer money as decided by the mediaFrom Uni, to school lunches, mining, private jets and many more. 
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General News Pauline found to be racist, immediately booked to ask a question on Q+ABeing a proven racist has also led to her being offered regular spots on every breakfast show 
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General News We trained an AI on Aussie politicians, and it has already taken free flights to hang out with Rinehart and MurdochUsing state of the art technology, we made a bot that is as much of a corrupt suck up as the average Aussie politician. 
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General News Sky News reports QLD LNP win by narrow landslide“This might be the biggest narrow win history”