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A local tech company is thrilled to announce that they are taking their products that work fine to ‘another level’ by adding AI, before clarifying that the level is one that is worse than where it currently is.
This major announcement was made at a conference hosted by a guy who answers the question ‘what if Steve Jobs had the charisma of an AI chatbot?”
“When you use a search bar, do you want to see the thing you searched? Boring. Or would rather see something else adding an extra step to see what you searched for? Well now you can with the power of AI.”
“Are you looking for an image of celebrity? Well what if instead of seeing the million photos that are real and were previously readily available, when you can now instead have a disturbing looking version of that person that looks like it was cursed by a demon?”
“That’s not all, what if your washing machine had a face and could do mathematic equations incorrectly? Wouldn’t that be way better.”
“All these new excited features come at the low low price of us stealing all your data, personal messages and images. Plus a few rainforests. But who cares cause you can replace all of that with new images of rainforests that our smart toilet made for you.”