Local pothole reckons it might finally get fixed when the election cycle starts

As the 2025 election cycle looms, a local pothole has been overheard boasting that this will be the year they are finally fixed. The pothole, a notorious optimist, previously also made the claim in 2022, 2019 and 2007.

The hole, which appeared after a vicious intense east coast low pressure system in 2007, has swallowed up much of the asphalt in Church St. “That potholes has seen more Prime Ministers than cars” said one disgruntled commuter.

When questioned on the status of the hole, local MP Christopher Autobahn said that local worries were misplaced and that the hole had become somewhat of a local landmark. 

“Port Arthur has the Big Banana, Cunningham Highway has the Big Apple” Autobahn said, “I’m stoked that our government has been able to put our town on the map by creating the Big Pothole.” The pothole made national headlines on A Current Affair last year after it allegedly swallowed up an old lady’s cat.

The pothole told The Chaser that it was too busy fucking up Tesla suspension systems to comment.