General News
Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes:
“I killed Jeffery Epstein but still miss him everyday.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2023.
“I ate my twin in the womb, during the 3rd trimester.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2013.
“Sometimes I piss my pants because I love the smell.” – Mark Zuckerberg during his wedding vows.
“I called animal control on Bluey, I want that little shit put down.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2023.
“I once tried to sell a baby on Facebook marketplace.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2020.
“I got penis enlargement surgery because every time I flashed girls in the park they would just point and laugh.” – Mark Zuckerberg, International Women’s Day brunch 2018.
“I double park in disabled parking spots because I think it’s funny to watch them struggle in regular spots.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2015.
“I made Meta Quest so I can have VR sex with myself.” – Mark Zuckerberg, Meta All-Hands meeting, 2022.
“The best meal of my life was a slice of urinal cake that was left sitting out in a public bathroom.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2017.
“I have ordered a hit on Donald Trump.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2025.
