General News
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General News
Defence industry lobbyist reckons we need to go to war
The Former PM turned arms lobbyist has given his completely unbiased stance to multiple news outlets.
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Greenland pauses nuclear programme
“Nuclear energy, nuclear bombs, new clear glasses; anything that sounds ‘nuclear’ must stop.”
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Millennial smugly tells Zoomer that WMD propaganda was way better back when they were a teen
“They just don’t make the fear campaigns like they used to.”
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Local woman quickly checks phone to see if World War III has started
“Sorry one sec, just need to check something.”
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Media changes definition of ‘crossfire’ to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you
“We are sad that the journalist didn’t dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her”
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Local man still calls it the “Queen’s Birthday”
“I’m so glad we get this day off to celebrate our monarch who I love and think about all the time.”
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“Hold my ket” Musk shows National Party how breakups are really done
“I am one of the only people with more divorce experience than the LNP”
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Guy playing ‘Devil’s Advocate’ stuns woman with his nimble intellect
“It’s important to consider a range of perspectives” he said having never read a book written by a woman.
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Beef Wellington sues Death Cap Mushrooms for defamation
Wellington’s lawyers said they hope the case can be wrapped up quickly, in ham and puff pastry.