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Hungover Brisbane thankful for public holiday
“Fuck it’s too bright out, the sun is shining almost as much as our teams.”
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Nation shocked to learn that you can be too Islamophobic for Sky After Dark
“I thought Islamophobia was a requirement to work at News Corp?”
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Woman back from three weeks in Italy won’t stop saying “ciao”
“She wasn’t there for that long, and I don’t think she knows any other Italian.” said her coworker
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UN banned from working at ABC after using ‘the G-word’
“You can’t use that word unless it is balanced with the opinion of someone who thinks killing children is fine.”
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Local man fired for giving barista his name instead of saying ‘My name isn’t important, I mourn Charlie Kirk’
“He’s basically celebrating political violence” said tabloid writers
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Local man breaks ranks from other men in their 20s by bravely buying a 2nd set of bed sheets
Women who matched with him on dating apps hope it could lead to him one day even getting a bed frame.
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R U OK? Day not going well at Turning Point
This comes after the latest in the tragically growing political violence.
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New Yorker weirdly not in the mood for R U OK? cupcake
“Why stop there, why not make two large cakes that we can knock down while we’re at it?”
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Relieved teacher suspects student didn’t use ai as em dashes were used incorrectly
“When I realised they did the thing where they randomly throw in grammar hoping it looks good, I was so proud”
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Guy who claims he’s definitely not racist somehow keeps agreeing with Neo-Nazis
“There is no reason for me to rethink my views, clearly the problem is the people who disagree with me and the nazis.”