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“Did they even mention my handball skills?”

“Don’t worry, I literally wrote the book on manufacturing consent.”

This complete perspective shift was expressed in a poorly spelled reply to a News Corp article.

The NSW government claims everyone ‘lacks context’, so we spoke an officer to hear his story.

“I’m more used to signing missiles but with the similar shape I’m sure I can make it work.”

While the dictionary may suggest that terrorism is when anyone uses unlawful violence for political means, many understand that the application of the term becomes impacted by ‘other factors’…

“They’re being so vague and the language could be describing either option.”

“They fought in WW2 specifically so I could spend January 26th not at work, and instead at a rally neo-nazis helped organise.”

“We had to readjust the branding to fit the new schedule following the boycott.”

“Oh wow, would you look at that”