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“Stick to it or we won’t want to use your photos”

“Christmas isn’t meant to be till the end of the month.”

They predicted it would ‘feel like’ $4m dollars, but it ended up actually being almost $97m

The Liberal leader was forced to stepped down just days before anyone knew that he existed.

“This is a top priority story,” yelled one editor

“This may as well be a public holiday”

“They asked about his mastery of the craft, so I assumed they meant nunchucks.”

Today he has shared 10 posts about the race to his Instagram story for his exclusively non-New Yorker followers to see.

Many of the toddlers reportedly said their first ever words while standing: “Understood master, awaiting mission status”

“I’m not asking for too much from a partner, I mean it doesn’t have to be a Santana or Mercedes level performance.”