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“Oh wow, would you look at that”

“We shouldn’t praise people like that”

“Your job is to make this country as unsafe as possible so we can later win awards for reporting on what we stoked.”

“Stick to it or we won’t want to use your photos”

“Christmas isn’t meant to be till the end of the month.”

They predicted it would ‘feel like’ $4m dollars, but it ended up actually being almost $97m

The Liberal leader was forced to stepped down just days before anyone knew that he existed.

“This is a top priority story,” yelled one editor

“This may as well be a public holiday”

“They asked about his mastery of the craft, so I assumed they meant nunchucks.”