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“He’s basically celebrating political violence” said tabloid writers

Women who matched with him on dating apps hope it could lead to him one day even getting a bed frame.

This comes after the latest in the tragically growing political violence.

“Why stop there, why not make two large cakes that we can knock down while we’re at it?”

“When I realised they did the thing where they randomly throw in grammar hoping it looks good, I was so proud”

“There is no reason for me to rethink my views, clearly the problem is the people who disagree with me and the nazis.”

“These people clearly support terrorism” said the panel on ABC’s Insiders

A group of white people from immigrant backgrounds have demanded that people like them should “go back to where they came from”

“Just because he is credibly accused of committing a genocide, doesn’t mean his feelings are any less valid.”

He dedicates two hours every day to replying to fans of women’s sport from an account with a ute profile picture.