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Armytage takes break from villainizing black people to cheer on white person committing crimes
“I am pretty sure he isn’t in whiteface.”
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Australians to be killed and turned into ‘Hamilton’ tickets, admits Treasurer
Tickets to Hamilton are now worth far more than the average Australian.
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Gal Gadot brings celebrities together for a touching rendition of NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’
Inspiring
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Desperate Australians hoping for mandatory vaccine against Pete Evans
Channel 7 has successfully trialled the vaccine.
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Ray Hadley suspiciously enthusiastic about Alan Jones mixing with large crowds to prove virus a hoax
Mr Hadley has coincidentally reminded 2GB management that he’s an ideal successor were the unthinkable to happen.
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Grumpy, cave-dwelling hermit now Instagram’s top lifestyle influencer
Silas McGillicuddy’s posts about collecting rainwater in old boots and skinning and roasting squirrels have earned many million of ‘likes’.
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Daily Telegraph sales skyrocket as shoppers stock up on cheap toilet paper
“We’re completely sold out”
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Breakfast TV producer fired after accidentally booking actual expert to talk about issue
“They’re stealing racists jobs”
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Harvey Weinstein hoping for last minute exoneration by Andrew Bolt
“If George Pell is ‘an innocent man’, then I am too!” Mr Weinstein told his legal team as he was led away to his jail cell after the trial.
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New Marie Kondo store to include bin at checkout to fast track decluttering
It’s the new way to slimline the contents of your wallet