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Desperate Australians hoping for mandatory vaccine against Pete Evans
Channel 7 has successfully trialled the vaccine.
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Ray Hadley suspiciously enthusiastic about Alan Jones mixing with large crowds to prove virus a hoax
Mr Hadley has coincidentally reminded 2GB management that he’s an ideal successor were the unthinkable to happen.
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Grumpy, cave-dwelling hermit now Instagram’s top lifestyle influencer
Silas McGillicuddy’s posts about collecting rainwater in old boots and skinning and roasting squirrels have earned many million of ‘likes’.
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Daily Telegraph sales skyrocket as shoppers stock up on cheap toilet paper
“We’re completely sold out”
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Breakfast TV producer fired after accidentally booking actual expert to talk about issue
“They’re stealing racists jobs”
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Harvey Weinstein hoping for last minute exoneration by Andrew Bolt
“If George Pell is ‘an innocent man’, then I am too!” Mr Weinstein told his legal team as he was led away to his jail cell after the trial.
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New Marie Kondo store to include bin at checkout to fast track decluttering
It’s the new way to slimline the contents of your wallet
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Netflix announces season 4 of the Crown will focus on how the royal family killed Jeffrey Epstein
“Hasta la vista, Jeffrey”
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“’Untitled Goose Game’ Will Teach Young Geese to be Criminals” Claim Worried Parents
“Who knows what kind of violence this will inspire in birds.”
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Jon Snow turns to Australian Parliament for help with leadership spill
FOLLOWING the violent descent into madness of ‘Queen’ Daenerys Targaryen and her subsequent drop in approval ratings, the King in the North, Jon Snow (also sometimes known as Aegon Targaryen, or ‘#JoSno’) has been seeking advice from both of Australia’s largest political parties, researching the most effective means of pulling off a successful leadership spill.…