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Netflix announces season 4 of the Crown will focus on how the royal family killed Jeffrey Epstein
“Hasta la vista, Jeffrey”
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“’Untitled Goose Game’ Will Teach Young Geese to be Criminals” Claim Worried Parents
“Who knows what kind of violence this will inspire in birds.”
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Jon Snow turns to Australian Parliament for help with leadership spill
FOLLOWING the violent descent into madness of ‘Queen’ Daenerys Targaryen and her subsequent drop in approval ratings, the King in the North, Jon Snow (also sometimes known as Aegon Targaryen, or ‘#JoSno’) has been seeking advice from both of Australia’s largest political parties, researching the most effective means of pulling off a successful leadership spill.…
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World in mourning as it learns that Doris Day was still alive but is now dead
The extremely old actress starred in classic movies most of which have already lapsed out of copyright, including the original Jurassic Park, which was, back then, a nature documentary.
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Government orders plebiscite on Marriage At First Sight
“It’s trending every night, for better or worse, and we could only dream of that kind of popularity in an election year.”
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Crisis deepens: ABC Chairman instructed the Honey Badger to get rid of Emily
Justin Milne, reportedly emailed the 2018 Bachelor, Nick Cummins, saying that Emily Dibden, the sweet dance teacher from Canberra, had fallen out of favour with Liberal Party, and therefore had to go.
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‘First Contact’ viewer shocked to learn racism, Natalie Imbruglia still exist
“This show will surely create the discourse and change that Kevin Rudd’s so-called ‘apology’ failed to achieve. It’s about time!”
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Kanye West forced to cancel spoken word tour
The artist has come under fire from fans after reports emerged that his fanatical ranting featured too much auto-tune and was frequently interrupted by songs.
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Greyhound trainers turn to mistreating Pokémon as new form of livelihood
It has been revealed several prominent Greyhound trainers have been using the Pokémon Go app, to catch, train and then mistreat Pokémon. Earlier this week Pokémon Go players reported that a white male in his fifties wearing an old polo with a cap pulled down over his face, was using an injured Pikachu as live…
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Peter Garrett’s Midnight Oil tour likely to be a ‘complete sell out’
Midnight Oil has announced that it is reforming and will do a global tour in 2017. It will be the first time the band has played together since 2002. Political colleagues of the former Environment Minister predicted that if Garrett’s political career was anything to go by, the tour would be a ‘complete sell out’.…