Jackie O realises Kyle’s an arsehole 20 years after everyone else

Reports suggest that the Kyle and Jackie O show is coming to an end after Jackie O realised that everyone else has been right about Kyle the whole time.

This after Kyle took a break from covering Prince Andrew being arrested to instead have a go at Jackie O for the real crime of being into astrology.

“Oh that’s why Melbourne hated us,” she said, “I just thought it was because of our coffee order or something.”

“For decades I’ve known this man to be a sweet guy if you simply overlook the racism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, recording employees pissing and the time he publicly shamed and humiliated a child for being sexually assaulted; all with the vibe of a creepy uncle.”

“But now, now I see that he is a total fuckwit. I’m just in shock, there was no way to he his douchebaggery coming.”