Kyle and Jackie O axed: Melbourne audience remains identical

The Kyle and Jackie O show has officially been axed after Kyle shocked the network by being just as toxic as he has been for 27 years.

The move has left Sydney audiences scrambling to find their own sounds of pissing coworkers. Meanwhile the show’s Melbourne audience has remained identical, holding steady at zero.

The incident that finally saw the pair pulled from the air was when Kyle got so distracted by Jackie O liking astrology, he had a go at her when he was meant to talk about an Epstein arrest. In a fireable tirade that Kyle now wishes Jackie O had seen in his horoscope.

Kyle has reportedly planned to sue KIIS FM, claiming they are damaging their own brand by not paying him $100m for a show that flopped so hard in Melbourne that they had to cancel a national rollout.

Meanwhile some have praised the network saying the last two weeks with the show off the air has been the most entertaining the time slot has been for decades.