Animal penis salesman files for bankruptcy following axing of I’m a Celebrity

Channel 10 has announced hit show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here will be ‘resting’ off air for an indefinite amount of time, devastating fans and the edible animal penis industry.

Local salesman Richard Butcher told The Chaser that upon hearing the news he immediately filed for bankruptcy.

“This was my whole life,” he said, “I didn’t just find random animals and chop off their dick, balls and anus. No. I was a connoisseur.”

“Animal genitalia is my art and the show was my canvas.”

“Now what am I supposed to do with 1000kg of crocodile testicles?”